I'm gonna leave it to y'all to change the answers to your own ideal.
1. Do you have a tattoo?
Nope. Don't want one, either.
2. How old are you?
Thirty-and-five.
3. Are you single or taken?
Taken. Had. Etc.
4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
Wholly depends on the cuisine. Utensils when appropriate. Hands for sandwiches, Ehiopian, tacos, burritos, and chips and dip, for sure!
5. Do you dream at night?
Sure do!
6. Ever seen a corpse?
Well, dad was a homicide investigator, and I visited him in his office many times - you make the call. ;)
7. Jimi Hendrix or Eric Clapton?
Oh snap - both!
8. How did we meet?
Larrabee living room.
9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
Life is what you make of it. In death, you're worm food.
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
[ redacted ]
11. Do you trust the police?
Most times, but not always.
12. Do you like Country music?
Some of it, yes.
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
Sunrise on Cape Cod.
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
I need more patience - that would fix many issues that confound me.
15. Would you cheat?
I can't see any reason to do so, no.
16. What do you wear to sleep?
Zen.
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
Not that I can recall, no.
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
Who the hell do you think I am, anyway? My last name isn't Liddy (or Libby)!
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
Walk on the beach for a loooooooooong time, singing fun songs and laughing a lot.
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
This question, just after I chop off the long hair? Pass!
21. Do you sing in the shower?
Yup.
22. What's your favorite color?
MULTI!
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
My mom's best friend, Yvonne.
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
I have mild
synesthesia, especially with sounds and flavors.
25. What was your first impression of me?
Nice legs and infectious smile.
26. Have you ever done drugs?
Ugh - no.
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Only in a completed format.